January 2011
70 posts
Guess what bitch has a smartphone now?
Meeeeeeeeee!
"Ain't no thang but a chicken wing" by Spencer... →
Really Harp's? You're gonna be like that? →
“I’d rather plead the fifth than talk about the girl you’re still in...”
– Julia Nunes
Is it normal to FB stalk your co-workers? And how soon is too soon to add as a friend?
As much as I hate romantic comedies, No Strings Attached was pretty stinkin’ funny. It just makes me feel more lonely. Going skeezing for strange this weekend.
Do any of you fine ladies have size 20-24 clothes...
I miss who we were so much it makes me sick.
Ugh..it’s one of those days.
Reblog if your Mom is beautiful.
jennnnnvy:
sceneable:
Landlocked Blues -...
“Hey, it’s Loyd, uh, I’m calling for Gina. Um, can you call me back...”
– My voicemail
Rob Lowe = Raw Blow. BAM!! Did i just Rob Lowe your mind?
About to crawl in bed and I don’t want to wake up until Monday.
Did my ex (“unknowingly”) walk into my work on the second day? Yup. Sure did. Story of my life.
It’s 9 pm after my first day of work. I’m ready to go to bed.
Of course it’s snowing the day before and day of my first day of work. BLERG!
You're motoring.
What’s your price for flight?
Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on...
ofthedead209:
No matter what age, there’s nothing better than getting put on the back burner for your older alcoholic brother. Because he’s a big fuck up.
I was offered a free trip to Vegas if I lose 75 pounds. Don’t know how to feel about that.
Drunk. Had a good night. Wouldn’t mind sharing it with a boy but it’s okay if I don’t. Want a snuggle buddy. God bless, I need penetration.
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